You should really run out to the store to buy a Mega Millions ticket. I can’t think of an easier way to make several million dollars, other than sending someone else to the store to pick up the ticket for you.
I really feel like this drawing is the one. It’s that same feeling I have on the first Thursday of March Madness each year, when I invariably pick Syracuse as the national champion, only to be crushed 2 hours to 2 weeks later. Every year.
But this is the one. Mega Millions. $640 million jackpot at time of post.
I don’t care if a few people win and it’s a splitsies situation - even $100 million would be fine. Or a commission thing - I think this goes without saying, but if you play tonight (or…let’s say…ever) and win, I’m entitled to an under the table 5%.