Advice...unsolicited

Very few people ask for my advice. They are really missing out. All of this is about to change.

Play the lottery

       

You should really run out to the store to buy a Mega Millions ticket.  I can’t think of an easier way to make several million dollars, other than sending someone else to the store to pick up the ticket for you.

I really feel like this drawing is the one.  It’s that same feeling I have on the first Thursday of March Madness each year, when I invariably pick Syracuse as the national champion, only to be crushed 2 hours to 2 weeks later.  Every year.

But this is the one.  Mega Millions.  $640 million jackpot at time of post.

I don’t care if a few people win and it’s a splitsies situation - even $100 million would be fine. Or a commission thing - I think this goes without saying, but if you play tonight (or…let’s say…ever) and win, I’m entitled to an under the table 5%. 

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