Single ply toilet paper is the worst.
Every trip to the bathroom transports you to a third world outhouse, public school bathroom or (worse of all) a porta-potty at a music festival. In the summer.
If you buy it accidentally (as I did), here are some uses for it:
Chew toy for your rescue dog
Decorative toilet paper cover stand
Spit ball fodder
College orientation lame ice breaker tool
Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Announcement Costume
And that’s it. Don’t use it for its intended purpose: you’re better than that.